Record

"'Are you gonna sing a song about it?' - Record, 'The Deadly Affair'"Record is a contestant on The Infamous Object Show. He is a vinyl record.

Personality
Record is easily annoyed and is one of the less-engaged contestants on TIOS. This indifference compelled him to leave the show in episode 3 to start a roadside bag stand (Record's Roadside Bag Emporium) that sells new and used bags.

Appearance
He is a 33 ¹⁄₃ rpm vinyl record with a red label.

Trivia

 * According to the show's creator, the song on Record's grooves is "Wait (Wait)" by Electric Bread, the song that plays when Mug spills his contents.