XD

"'And it tastes like poop.'- XD, 'Episode 1'"XD is a contestant on The Infamous Object Show. She is the letters X and D next to each other that form an emoticon.

Personality
Despite looking and sounding constantly happy, XD is actually quite cynical. She doesn't even want to compete on TIOS and has no problem serving people dog poop.

Appearance
XD is a sideways "XD" emoticon. Her eyes are always closed. She often uses her feet as hands.

Trivia

 * XD owns a dog named Skeeter.
 * Well-versed in trucker lingo.