Useless Thing

"'Uhhh...how long was that theme song?' - Useless Thing, 'Episode 1'"Useless Thing is a character on The Infamous Object Show. He is a pink oval with blue legs and a blue face.

Personality
UT seems bound to the (erroneous?) concept that TIOS is a challenge-driven show like most other object shows. As such, he is less inclined to blow off his responsibilities as a contestant.

Appearance
UT is the only contestant with strictly blue features.

Trivia

 * There is some confusion as to which team he is actually on -- Team or Team Bleeding Octopus -- so the Host considers him to be on both teams.
 * Has easy access to dinitrogen tetroxide and hydrazine