The Deadly Affair

 is the second episode of The Infamous Object Show.

SYNOPSIS: Crave Me Bar, Regurgitated Stuff, and Mug discuss how Host tried to quell the fallout from episode 1 by offering the contestants a "soup" made of ham, root beer, and pinecones. Regurgitated stuff admits he ate it, prompting Crave to begin listing the 3 ways you feel after eating something. Mug interrupts him when he gets to #5, and RS wonders why Mug was offered the soup at all since he is not a contestant. Mug insists that he is a contestant, calling out the fact that he is listed as such in the show's introduction. A review of the intro sequence reveals that not only has a hand-drawn likeness of Mug been inserted in the credits, but that another mystery character -- Cole -- has been added as well.

Other things happen, one after the other, until the episode is over.