Smerph

"'No-can-do, boss!' - Smerph, 'The Deadly Affair'"Smerph is a contestant on The Infamous Object Show. His name is purposely misspelled.

Personality
He is from the 1980s and therefore has a penchant for cheesy '80s movies. He got fed up with the show and left.

Appearance
Smerph is a poorly-drawn Smurf. He has defined limbs as opposed to simple black lines.

Trivia

 * His eyes blink one at a time.